These tasteful and attractive greeting cards are sure to please grandmothers and church groups everywhere.  Print on letter-sized paper, then fold in half horizontally and vertically so that back, front, and interior motto are in the appropriate positions.

Take the war on Christmas to a whole new level!

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  “Santa the Zombie Killer” 125KB

  An homage to one of the greats, Mary Blair.  She designed 'It's a Small World' for Disney.

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  “Gnashing Through The Snow” 139KB

  More Mary Blair styling, but from her heroin years.

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  “…Naughty!” 164KB

  I don't know why the New Yorker never invited me to do a cover. 

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  “Zombie Santa Knows” 144KB

  A lot of kids don't know Santa is a living corpse.  Now they do.

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  “Zombie the Snowman” 87KB

  It's a short hop from living snow to living dead snow.