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These items have been developed by the author and friends mostly for their own amusement, but also to enhance your zombie fan lifestyle. They’re downloadable, printable, hackable. Some of them are even useful. Feel free to share, remix, and distribute.
Please link back to this page so folks know where to find the goodies. And thank you for your interest in zombie-related crafts!
These tasteful and attractive greeting cards are sure to please grandmothers and church groups everywhere. Print on letter-sized paper, then fold in half horizontally and vertically so that back, front, and interior motto are in the approriate positions.
These beautiful gift tags will enliven even the most perfunctory point-of-purchase gift, regifted item, or bargain store fruitcake. And not only that, they're collectible. All you have to do is collect them, and there you go.
This simple ornament will provide you and your family with hours of nourishing, home-style fun. Print six thousand of them and make garlands! Get one tattooed on your forehead!
Many readers are embarrassed to be seen with a book featuring lurid zombie illustrations on the cover, including the author.
For this reason we offer these attractive, collectible dust jackets, which will also ensure your copy of Rise Again remains bookstore-fresh even after thirty readings. A variety of styles are included to suit readers of every taste (not all readers taste the same).
Want to put your toe in the undead pool without getting too wet? Try this Zombie Half-Mask and see if the look works for you.
Print on stiff paper and wear like an eye patch. If people laugh at you, tear off their heads. Because when you have this on, you are a real zombie.
Perhaps Jonathan Franzen would find these more appealing and easier to keep away from thieves than his "heavy, brown, horn-rimmish sort of things." Then again, perhaps not.
Fresh Wounds! Peel and stick mutilations just in time for Halloween.
This is a stealth item, suitable for placement in a bathroom or drugstore. Most people will not notice there is anything unusual about the box. Those who do will immediately become concerned. You can use it to hold real self-adhesive bandages or anything you desire: wax lips, ammunition, or dried figs.
Print on heavy paper. Paste onto colored paper or similar decorative material for backing. Cut through both layers along outside of heavy black border.
Insert in book (do not insert elsewhere).
These wallpapers, suitable for iPhone, iPod, and compatible devices, are conversation pieces, sure -- but they're also reminders that soon all you hold dear will be destroyed in the zombie apocalypse. In that regard, almost as useful as the phone itself.